I've got a plan, with a capital p, l, a.
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- Joan: not alot. looking for someone to watch a movie with.
- AC: :33 < what movie are you gonna watch?
- Joan: national treasure.
- AC: :33 < hmm
- AC: :33 < thats the one where nick b33fcake st33ls the proclamation of fr33dom right?
- Joan: yeah....beefcake?
- AC: :33 < yes joan
- AC: :33 < b33fcake
- AC: :33 < you cant tell me youve never looked at him and thought
- AC: :33 < 'wow'
- AC: :33 < 'i want some of that'
- Joan: of course i have!...it's just that i've never heard him be called beefcake.
- AC: :33 < well he is
- AC: :33 < because i like b33f
- AC: :33 < and i like cake
- AC: :33 < so therefore
- AC: :33 < hes nick b33fcake
- AC: :33 < just like the human british guy that plays human sherlock is britishguy sillyname
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can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.(via hoborii)
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i need a good nepeta prompt because now i want to be her again
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suweET BRZOB ADN HELLULKA JGEOFF THe fANFIctoin
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(via jimfaindel)
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Specific headcanons—Go!
Put one character or ship and one of these symbols (or more) in my ask box, and I’ll let you know the following for that character/ship:
☾ : Sleep headcanon
☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon
☼ : Childhood headcanon
⋆ : Sex headcanon
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
♤ : Cooking headcanon
☻ : Mood headcanon
♒ : Any other question of your choosing
(via stabsinthe)
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urge to be damara
rising
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omg i’m crying.
OH MY GOD.
omfG
i’ve been doing it wrong this whole time
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
(via judgericand)
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psa
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school work
all i see is rose, jade, dave, and kanaya
i literally used this for the colors good job problem sleuth
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school work
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ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MYTH EVER BECAUSE THE POWER OF ROCK OK THIS GUY’S WIFE GOT BIT BY A SNAKE AND DIED AND HE WAS ALL BUMMED SO HE WENT DOWN INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND STRUMMED OUT SOME REALLY PLACID REFLECTIVE MELODIES ON HIS LYRE AND MADE EVERYONE CRY AND THEN HE DROPPED SOME SICK RHYMES ON HADES THAT BASICALLY WENT “MY LADY IS DEAD AND I AM SAD CAN I HAVE HER BACK” AND HADES CRIED TEARS OF LIQUID IRON (HOW METAL IS THAT) AND WAS LIKE “FINE TAKE UR LADY AND GET OUT”
(via maxnormaltv)